Glavine, Maddux & Smoltz

and the fucking gun probably will bend like four feet in the process.

 

Hey, Denim Dan. Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

 

Glavine popped a 1-0 to win a WS, too.

 

If you think that slappy's unfortunate assertion legitimizes your idiotic post, you are wrong.

 

I think Maddux is a first-ballot. Glavine is either a first- or second-ballot. Smoltz, for some reason, I see getting there in his third year.

 

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Damn right. Fear the Dutchman.

 

His numbers, as a lefty in a righty-hitter-dominated league with bandboxes galore.... are incredible.

 

fuckin' fanbois.

 

Glavine gave up his first (and only) grand slam to Jose Vidro in 2003 with the Mets, somewhere around the 3,500-inning mark. But he never gave one up as a Brave (though that could change this year).

Palmer retired with 3,948 without giving up a granny, so he still holds the career mark.

 

There's no way, with more than 300 wins, Glavine won't be a first-ballot selection.

 

It was because he was with the Mets, who are not merely full of fail. They are fail.

Thanks, Steak, for not being as lazy as me ...