Glee

Agree, the songs were really weak....but that one scene with Kurt in the private school, realizing there's a place he would fit in, it just broke my heart. Loved that.

 

And what else is in that DVR....we never finished up on Project Runway!

 

OMG I still haven't watched the finale finale, but I already know what happened and saw Tim Gunn's snarkiness at the Kate Spade show. Good times.

You don't REALLY want to know what's on my DVR.

 

I have 7 Marx Brothers movies and something I think might be porn but I'm afraid to look. Plus two Glees that made me cry (ha! The Cheezus episode you hated!). You?

 

20 episodes of Maury, 15 of TMZ, Conan, Hellcats, the CMA Awards, Dancing with the Stars, 9 episodes of Boardwalk Empire (I've since canceled HBO, so can probably delete those), NASCAR, Breeders' Cup, Private Practice, Grey's Anatomy, It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, Browns-Falcons from nearly a month ago, Unbeatable Banzuke and about 52 other things.

 

You win.

20 Maurys? Really?? (You know what would be a great Maury, merge it with the Great Pumpkin...'Today on Maury...Men with Blankets who Think They See Enormous Fruit!'

 

Is pumpkin a fruit? I guess. It has seeds. Or something. Never really thought about it.

It would be more Maurys, but I delete any that aren't lie detectors or paternity tests. I don't care about out-of-control teen girls or sexy housewife makeovers.

 

Oh, pumpkin is definitely a fruit. So is a tomato.

What kind of mindset do you have to be in to sit down and watch 20 Maurys? Is it like, 'well, I could scrape my teeth with a razor blade for a half hour, or maybe watch some Maury....okay, Maury I guess.'

 

You don't watch them all at once, or I wouldn't have 20 on there. They're good background while you're wasting days surfing SportsJournalists.com, or compiling info for a weekly stat feature. You glance over when the crowd "ooohs" to see the kid, then you wait until Maury says "we have the results right here" and then you're good.

 

So the same way I watch Real Housewives. I look up when they get botox.

Why do we never have a Real Housewives thread? Or Millionaire Matchmaker?

 

I saw one ep of MM and hated that lady so much I couldn't watch again.

The only RH I watched was Atlanta. And I haven't watched this season.

 

Atlanta is HORRIBLE. MM is more horrible. Where that fits on the scale of Maury, I can't say.

Are we going to get in trouble for messing up the Glee thread? Can we say we're just having a little improv duet?