Good God almighty

Guy not far from me worked at a garage-door manufacturing company and was pulled into the coiling mechanism and essentially crushed to death. I might take the wood chipper over that if only because, hell, at least the chipper leaves no doubt and is fast.

 

We ran a brief a few days back (searched for it and couldn't find it) about some guy who died from a sneeze.

Seriously. Guy sneezed, something broke loose somewhere and, bam, dead.

I'll take the wood chipper or the coiling mechanism, but sneezing? What a shitty, shitty way to go.

 

Not to be graphic, but what do you suppose he looked like coming out of the wood chipper?

I'd take a wood chipper accident over drowning. Of course, I'd rather have neither. If I could choose, I'd die in my sleep or during sex.

 

other nickname... Soupy

 

I can't resist

 

What about on the shitter, ala Gigi from The Sopranos?

 

I can top this.

A year or two ago in Connecticut, a construction worker fell off a roof and into a tar pit.

He didn't die instantly.

 

Strange thing.
Arborists fall into the tops of palm trees, what's called the beard, and suffocate.

 

Mr. Kibble

 

When I was in college in the '80s, there was a man in Connecticut who killed his wife and dsiposed of the body in a wood chipper.
There were actually t-shirts with a picture of a wood chipper that read "Divorce Connecticut-style"
Anybody remember that case?

 

Good Gawd Almighty!