Grand Canyon canceled

It's amazing that despite the government being closed down they were able to fill in the Grand Canyon. Had to move a lot of dirt to do that.

 

It wouldn't have occurred to me to ask, but now I'm curious.

 

A 6,000-year-old masterpiece sculpture gone. It's a shame.

 

Only 6,000 years old?

 

All you need is 3 head bobs to really appreciate it.

 

Can you imagine the reaction when they close Florida?

 

That's when Zimmerman becomes involved.

 

I hear the Liberty Bell become uncracked.

 

"Sorry folks, parks closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya."

 

Proof of Citizenship.

 

Gonna be a lot easier to get from Phoenix to St. George, at least.

 

America's second-largest hole closed by America's biggest holes.