Greatest One Liners in SJ.com History

Proof.

 

"Smartest kid in the room" persona???
I must have missed all those posts.

 

Yeah, apparently you did. We can live with that. You're in the club.

 

Hooray! How much are the dues, and when can we vote on officers?

 

Starman/Wahoo wrote the indisputably best post in the history of this board during any incarnation.
It was not a short quip, but it was a single line.
And it was not about politics or Superman.

 

As if. Maybe I’d I could spell and type better and figure out effect/affect I’d go for that title.

Until then, I’m just a college dropout who fixes coffee brewers. (Waiting for one to heat up now. I hope it works!)

 

Yeah, that strikes me as an odd characterization. YF is one of the board's leading anti-intellectuals.

 

You’d impact the race not a whit.

 

This is a riddle that I want to crack so badly but have no shot at solving.

 

Far from the top 10 but still funny 12 years later is box of chopped assholes.

 

Hot dogs?

 

Weinstein and Moore. Starman must be away on special assignments.