Green Bay Packers

... are suffering from dysentery.

 

... are 4-5, which equals the amount of wins I predicted for the entire season, so I'm happy as hell.

 

The last part is a sad plea for free food.

 

... have a legit shot at the NFC playoffs and are in better shape than about half of the NFL's franchises currently.

So blow all of us Packers fans, OK?

(Seriously, care to wager on a Dec. 31 game, or no, using the "last game of the season, no one will play" excuse?)

 

........SUCK!

 

Just what I was thinking.

 

....have won three more Super Bowl titles than have the Minnesota Vikings. ;D

 

Double J, you are grounded!

 

And I don't get the grounded joke, so please don't use it on me.

I'll be looking forward to a Pack sweep later in the year.

 

a friend of mine who went a couple years ago said there are several large tailgates where you just have to drop $5 into someone's jar and they'll let you eat and drink their food. should be a fun time.

 

Avoid Favre's steakhouse. It's expensive and it sucks.

Lombardi's Steakhouse is about 30 minutes from Green Bay, but is amazing.

Curly's Pub is located in Lambeau and is quite good.

 

Sorry fmrsped, this week all Packer fans are subject to grounding! (Especially my so-called friends and family who are Slacker Backers.)

So, you're grounded -- go to your room!