"Guess Heaven Needed a X" rant

So you'll have fresh veggies, have the whore bake treats ... what the hell are you gonna do with the Keebler elves, Mr. Sicko?

 

Don't ask, don't tell, Ace.

 

Your old mechanic neighbor couldn't hack it in heaven as a mechanic, with all the new cars with their do-hickeys and computers in the engines and whatnot. He's been transferred to picking up dog shit in the Lassie section of heaven.

 

When I leave this board, I'm starting a "Guess heaven needed ATM jokes" thread.

 

On the other hand, heaven must be missing an angel.

 

This is awesome.

 

Dig out that Passengers album and cue up "Miss Sarajevo."

 

At least the mechanic or anyone else who left us didn't start a thread about it.

EDIT - It looks like my attempt at humor was a few minutes late. Oops.

 

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

Stormy, out of left field! I love it.

 

Thanks IJAG, but it looks like Zeke beat me to the punch.

 

Eh I like yours better.

Zeke's a poser.

 

Are you saying heaven needed a poser?

Are you cursing me to death, IJAG?