"Guess Heaven Needed a X" rant

Burning in the pits of hell?

 

That's my guess. But my religion doesn't believe in purgatory.

 

Dammit, I missed a flounce? Who?

 

Isn't it just possible that hell is working in an AT&T store? Just saying ...

 

My purgatory doesn't believe in religion.

 

;D

 

And if the heaven thing is true, I'm not sure I want to go there if they need as many soldiers as they've been getting there in the last six years.

 

When Eddie Griffin died, there was a quote from someone, an old coach or friend I believe, who said, "Heaven needed a power forward." If Eddie did fill that role, heaven better hope Marty Blake arrives soon because heaven needs a decent basketball scout too.

 

Heaven Needed a Lead Singer
http://www.activebass.com/music/item.asp?i=61

"I guess heaven needed a power forward."
http://www.dirtlocker.com/gossip/19247/i-guess-heaven-needed-a-power-forward

Heaven Needed A Hero (Jon Benet Ramsey! :-X )

heaven needed a New Orleans sculptor whose vibrantly colored kinetic art filtered the spirit of the African diaspora through a modernist lens
http://joeyarak.com/2007/09/04/heavens-needs-john-t-scott-michael-jackson/

Heaven needed another strung out, crazy stripper angel with huge titties. (Anna Nichole Smith)
http://www.consumating.com/profiles/The_Man_From_N.O.W.H.E.R.E./topics

 

Heaven needed compiled links.

 

The main page of that link is awesome.

http://joeyarak.com/2007/08/30/why-is-heaven-so-damn-needy/

 

Heaven needed an X!?! Which porn star died?