"Guess Heaven Needed a X" rant

Next time I'll just say "Good career move."

 

'Hell needed a fat guy with pancreatic cancer' wouldn't fit in the headline.

 

Damn it, Buck. I'm laughing so hard the bed is shaking, and I think it's going to wake up my wife.

 

Yeah, it's an annoyance for folks to say it, but what else can they say most of the time? "I'm sorry for the poor bastard"?

Mystery Meat had filed an complaint last night about "R(est). I(n). P(eace)."

It's a good rant that is needed, but what would you offer as an alternative? Just asking. :-\

 

Had to revive this to rant against this little number:

Robinson did die, however, doing what he loved to do.

This little cliche also needs to be expunged from our lexicon. For God's sake, people ...

 

i'll bet dollars to keebler elves fudge shoppe cookies that jones doesn't want that hydroponic gardener for fresh veggies.

 

What happened? They got tired of looking at pictures on the internet in heaven and wanted a (red) X to break up the monotany? ;D