Guess who turns 60 today?

I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder than when SNL did the OJ telestrator skit.

 

We've got a fine team shaping up this year for the Mean Machine.
Bill Maas and Tank Johnson at the defensive tackles. Pacman as a cover corner. A.J. Nicholson at linebacker. OJ with Nate Newton opening the holes. Walking Boss and Bedansky will never know what hit them.

 

And Mike Valtrex can throw passes to Chris Henry.

 

... and Rae Carruth

 

I was thinking the same thing (even went searching Google Images for a screen shot, but couldn't find anything). I hated Tim Meadows for the most part, but that skit was GENIUS.

 

Hope they don't let OJ cut the cake.

 

Rae's in the HOF, Hall of Felons

 

You can add Romo as another linebacker.

 

Someone please drop a deuce on the Juice

 

Don't forget Vick at QB throwing to Carruth at wideout.

 

If it makes you feel any better, he can't order steak at just any old place, especially if he's in Louisville.

 

Can he attend a Rose Bowl game with USC in it? I know he got to hang around the Trojans when they went to the Orange Bowl a few years ago. Did they extend him an invite to the national title game with Texas or last year's game?