Gwyneth Paltrow.....

...has her own Estee Lauder perfume.

 

Love skin and bones, which is why I love Fiona and the Olson Twins and Ethiopians.

 

Note to self: Accept if Songbird ever invites me to a party at his house.

 

I wouldn't have to spend much on party snacks since they, you know, don't eat much.

But I'd buy some fruit roll-ups.

 

OK, I'm asking this entirely seriously, but with the skin-n-bones girls, aren't you afraid you're going to break them? That they'll snap like twigs?

 

Too late. I was at the store today and there were riots over the last boxes of Fruit Roll-ups.

 

... saw me naked once.  Of course she was about seven or eight, and her mother walked her into the formal garden at the college I was attending, where we were all gardening naked for our summer job, and it was really hot, and about 1979 and... oh well, I guess you had to be there.

They left pretty fast.

 

That's probably part of the allure, the thought of being able to snap them like twigs.

 

You must love Lindsay Lohan.

 

Yes, I think she's pretty hot.

 

Outing alert: Songbird is Howard Stern.

 

Yes, but where's my Stuttering John?