Hanging up on Ann Coulter

A D&C is what your mother should have had before she calved you.

 

But unfortunately, she did, and it's just a shame you all are shitting your pants worried about the mid-term elections. You won't win that, you won't win the White House, and you'll still be whining about Bush.

It's simply going to be a very extended laugh for many of us.

 

There HAS to be something in the water, in Texas.

The odds against such volumunous, spewed nonsense are well-outside standard deviation.

 

The odds that someone with babble's lack of intelligence could manage to sign on to the Internet, enter the address for this webpage, sign in, find the appropriate threads and manage to post 1,200 times also have to be astronomical. Crazy shit happens all the time.

 

Probably even more astronomical for someone to do the same and post twice as often, doggie.

 

who's adam carolla?

 

And even more astronomical for someone to do the same and post twice as often using two screen names, polo.

 

I don't know about the Alan part, but the other part would be in full play at the sight of Mann Coulter's raised haunches.

 

I'm monogamous.
The rest of you keep all your Gay to yourself.
I'm fairly sure I wouldn't have pissed away a couple of million dollars because I made embarrassing dirty phone calls to an employee, but who can tell.

 

Sounds pretty cryptic to me.

I really think you're losing it, son.

 

I dispute your right to start any sentence with "I really think..."