Happy 5th Birthday SJ!

Thank you to everyone who has made my three and a half years (it's been that long?) here wicked fun and exciting.

Sxy, you kick ass.

Gola, you taught me about things I never knew one could do with toothpaste.

To my Secret Santa(s) from last year, you kicked ass. Still need to bake the pretzels, though.

To the crew that I met at the first SportsJournalists.com outing, y'all showed a lot of hospitality and kindness to some schmuck kid who got lost a bunch of times (including in the RFK parking lot, that really sucked and is near impossible) and barely drank (or talked) with y'all.

To the crew with whom I shared the wheels to TO, thanks for the fun times then and now, and thanks for the continued enjoyment.

To the people who have provided me career advice, especially in the midst of a recent rough stretch, thank you.

And to those of you who have simply ignored my crap without making me look like too much of an ass, thank you.

 

That last sentence will get you reported to HR.

 

Sxy needs to post more. She can lay it down whenever the hell she wants.

 

Oh god, can she ever.

 

Well, I am glad I am remembered for something.

 

You were just trying to prevent anal decay. Who could forget your thoughtfullness?

 

Well, she did have an anal cavity ....

 

And he filled it, though it did take a fair amount of drilling.

 

If only. If only.

 

Oh yeah. Dammit.

 

I heard it was a painful extraction.

 

I'm glad that I facilitated a Colgate threadjack.