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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 6, 2007.

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  1. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Joe lies.
     
    Johnny Dangerously, Apr 7, 2007
    #13
  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I would just like the record to reflect I am not a big, yellow taxi, nor do I look anything like one.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Apr 7, 2007
    #14
  3. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    How are these immortals not on the list?

    Steve Bedrosian
    Paul Sorrento (Somerville)
    Mark Bellhorn
    Gary DiSarcina ("Somerville with trees")
    Ken Hill (Lynn, Lynn, city of sin)
     
    wickedwritah, Apr 7, 2007
    #15
  4. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Gracias
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 7, 2007
    #16
  5. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Now Mr. Headbutt you have been advised as to your legal rights. We have testimony from a witness -- a previous witness -- one Willie Cicci. He has stated that you are in fact head of the most powerful Yellow Taxi company in this country. Are you?
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 7, 2007
    #17
  6. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Richie Gedman from Worcester makes the list before any of those guys.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 7, 2007
    #18
  7. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Bedrock kills Gedman.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Apr 7, 2007
    #19
  8. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Bedrosian never hit a home run out of Logan field - clearing Mill Street.

    Bedrosian never taught a baby kangaroo the Gene Kelley dance routine from Singing in the Rain.

    Steve Bedrosian is no Richie Gedman.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 7, 2007
    #20
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Ladies & Gentlemen,

    I offer for your consideration, 80s Yankees favorites:

    Mike Pagliarulo of Medford, Mass. and Steve "Bye Bye" Balboni of Brockton, Mass.

    Your's truly,

    Mark Wohlers, honorary Yankees favorite, Holyoke, Mass.
     
    The Big Ragu, Apr 7, 2007
    #21
  10. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    You just feel sorry for Gedman because he watched that little roller up the line go through Buckner's legs from homeplate.

    You also clearly have something against sidearmers.

    If Gedman were a right-handed hitting catcher he'd have been just another catcher.

    And kangaroos jump around naturally. I'd be more impressed with a much tougher marsupial.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Apr 7, 2007
    #22
  11. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Mark Fidrych and Richie Gedman once went back in time and beat the 27 Yankees all by themselves.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 7, 2007
    #23
  12. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Sure the dancing part was easy. But getting the accent right on the singing part was a bitch.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 7, 2007
    #24
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