Happy birthday, sportschick!

Correct. The sj style guides can only go so far. Oh, and thanks for bringing back suppressed memories from Hell Week. My shrink said I was starting to make some progressed. Through that out the window.... I mean, Thank you sir, may I have another.

 

And here I was, giving you all kinds of credit. . .

P.S. MM, I told you to stop hazing the newbies!!!!

 

Hey, I'm not the one who made the pledge class play shoe salesman.

And I'm certainly not the one that made them do a remake of Heathers completely in haiku.

 

No, but you did make them play Calvinball without the benefit of tiger-proof shoelaces. You heartless bastard!

 

I'm waiting another 20 minutes before officially delivering the pink frou frou drinks and the really ridiculously good-looking men!

 

If you can't improv your way through a game of Calvinball, you have no chance at surviving a threadjack. Calvinball is like first year of law school, it weeds out the win from the fail.

 

Happy birthday chicky.

 

Hotter than Jeremy Bloom?

 

I think it's assumed that he will be included in any gathering of men for the poolside

 

As he should be, as he should be.

 

Happy birthday to one of my very favorite people on this board...and one of the few people here who can give me a run for my $$$ in the useless knowledge of hair metal dep't! Here, enjoy this!

 

Rick Allen gave his left arm to wish SC a happy birthday.