Hardee's wants to kill us all

Thank ask them to leave off the spit.

Do we have to do everything for you?

 

So what do one of these monsters cost? I'm sure I'll get a coupon in the mail soon for 2 for $3, but ...

 

Disgusting is right. Kashi Go Lean or other Kashi cereal every morning for me. I haven't been in a Hardee's in 10 years and don't plan on resuming. Nor would crap like that ever darken the door of my freezer if it were sold frozen at a grocery. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog.

 

I'm pretty sure my dog would love it.

But, then, he eats poop.

 

I'm sure if you ate one of those burritos your dog would eat like a king for a week.

 

Good stuff.

Keeps you regular, too, along with a giant bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats every other day.

 

Since Carl's Jr. owns Hardee's, will Carl's Jr. have these too?

 

Like one of those burritos isn't going to clean you out.

 

Swear to god FB, this was the first thing I thought of as well. Living as I do in the Carl's JR side of the country.

 

It's been awhile since I've heard anything from him. I hope everything is OK with him...

 

When you buy one of these, do they give you a coupon for a discounted angioplasty?

 

You might not stop shitting for a week...