Hardee's wants to kill us all

Turducken, the Pilgrim Bird o' Death, deep fried with gravy!

 

...and in the handy take-home container!

 

Mmmmm ... fattening

 

I'd eat it.

 

Mmmm ... waffle run-off. ...

 

To be fair...Hardee's doesn't want to kill us all.

Only those stupid enough to order this.

 

So you're saying Hardee's is actually some kind of ongoing Darwinian experiment? Brilliant!

So what does that make McDonalds, Burger King and all the other fast food joints too namby-pamby to go whole hog like Hardee's?

 

They may well want to kill us all, but they're only going after the weak-willed who don't give a shit about their health or their loved ones.

Anyone want me to pick them up one tomorrow morning?

 

Hmm. They could bring Homer back to do the Hardee's breakfast ad with his tongue hanging out going "double beef, double bacon, ooey gooey cheese..."

 

This is why I admire Hardee's. Where most chains make ham-fisted attempts to provide food that doesn't contain homicidal intent, Hardee's basically says Here's some more lipids to cram down your marbled gullet, you endomorphic fucks.

America: One nation, under God, unable to see its sex organs while showering.

 

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