Hardee's wants to kill us all

BIG FUCKING TACO!

Exhibit No. 383 why the movie Idiocracy is on the mark when it comes to our future ... even if it wasn't that funny ...

 

It's long been a debate with me. When they're making the documentary on how exactly America ate itself to death, what do you think will warrant the longer segment:




OR:

 

In general, why would anyone give a shit what someone else eats? That "I don't approve of what you're doing" attitude when it comes to food, more than a proliferation of the food itself, is what's wrong with this country. If you don't like the crap these places serve, don't eat there. And while you're not eating there, mind your own business.

 

I can't speak for the others on this thread, but for me, it's not disapproving of what people are eating, it's amazement that Hardee's would trot out another one of these calorie bombs after taking a verbal pounding over the Monster Thickburger. Good on them if they can successfully move those burgers and salads so well there's call for a breakfast spin-off.

 

They probably trotted out the latest calorie bomb BECAUSE everyone was riding them for the Monster Thickburger (though they've had mega-calorie, mega-fat sandwiches and items before the MT). Free publicity.

Next challenge: the 1,000-calorie vegetarian sandwich.

 

It's not a rush to individual judgment but a sense that we'll have to pay for collective poor diet judgments through higher insurance costs, more time out sick and death rates that would tend to hit lower-income families with fewer good-food choices. Until then, bring on the chips and guacamole salsa.

 

Post. Of. The.Week.
Oh, and endomorphic fucks can be fun.

 

The premise had so much potential, and it had its moments ... but, yeah, pretty unfunny, for the most part.

 

Hey that's not true! I can see my ass.

Also, I actually found the recipe for Homer's waffle wrapped around a stick of butter (What's liquid smoke?):
http://rlrr.drum-corps.net/category/food/waffle-irons

Homer Simpson’s Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles:

Ingredients
One bag caramel cubes
Waffle mix
One bottle Liquid Smoke
One stick butter

Directions
Empty bag of caramels onto waffle iron.
Add generous portion of waffle batter (Oooooh… Waffle runoff…).
Add one bottle of Liquid Smoke.
Cook until burnt.
Wrap waffle around a stick of butter.
Serve on a toothpick.

 

HOMER: Bart! Dip your bacon in butter!
BART: But Homer, my heart hearts!
HOMER: DIP IT!

 

Butter up that bacon, boy.

But dad....


Bacon up that sausage.

 

HOMER: In this house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe. Now butter your bacon!

And ...