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Have you ever heard your woman pass gas? To the women: Why hide it?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, May 25, 2007.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    That was YOU?
     
  2. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    You know what, I actually think that's a sign of true love.
    When two people can come together and share gas, you know it's meant to be. It's the ultimate sharing.
    I've only had two girlfriend's that I felt that way about, and i plan on marrying one of them.
     
  3. KG

    KG Active Member

    So have you picked which one yet?
     
  4. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    Oh yeah. The current girlfriend. She just doesn't know it yet.
    So yeah, I'm giving you all the scoop. Riddick plans on proposing within the next couple of months. And he loves the fact that he and his girlfriend can fart around each other.
     
  5. Now that's love. That speaks to the heart of what this thread is about: The great love a man and a woman have for one another that allows them to overcome each other's faults, even the smelliest, rottenest chicken noodle soup fart.

    Just think, had I not started this thread, Riddick may have never had an opportunity here to declare his love. So suck it Hondo and Rokski.
     
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Dude, who cares what the hell those two think? Hondo once advocated throwing small animals off a bridge, and RokSki once spent two straight weeks posting little other than porn. Their opinions should mean very little, if anything, to anyone. Although, I will tune into Hondo's posts occasionally when golf is discussed.
     
  7. KG

    KG Active Member

    Well congratulations!

    Farting aside, I hope you are planning a nice way to do it. In the car on the way to work just isn't all that romantic if memory serves me correctly.
     
  8. I just felt like telling someone to suck it. I'm having one of those nights.
     
  9. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    I thought I saw you out shopping the other day.

    I just got back from eating, where I bumped into a friend that dates back to high school. I'm sitting there with my friend, his wife and three kids. Soon after we get done eating, my friend's 15-year-old son almost suffocates.

    Turns out my friend was breaking wind in the corner of the booth. Thank goodness I had pulled up a separate chair in the aisle. Very humanizing to know we all found humor in that. My folks would NOT have had any fun with that.
     
  10. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Mom wasn't a fan.

    Her mom wasn't a fan of me, either.

    I've since sworn off Republican litigators whose nether regions need to be crop-dusted with Round-Up.
     
  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Well, as long as her nether regions didn't need to be crop-dusted with Sevin dust ...
     
  12. Boobie Miles

    Boobie Miles Active Member

    Holy shit, I can't believe how anal everyone is about farting.

    But seriously, I can't believe the way people act like it's such a serious thing. I can't speak for girls, but when I'm hanging out with my guy friends I'd never think twice of letting one rip. And it never fails to crack us up. Sorry if that's juvenile, but it's not like I'm ripping them at work.

    The worst scenario I've run into a few times is I'll feel one building and I'll have been sitting alone for 10 minutes, so I let it go. Invariably within seconds someone ends up covering over to talk or sit at the next desk.
     
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