Have You Ever Won The Lottery?

"Entire Family Killed in Christmas Rampage"

 

WHen I say he went nuts, I meant he was overjoyed at the thought of winning all that cabbage. Once he realized it was a hoax, he simply sat down, shook his head and carried a look of severe disappointment the rest of the day.

No injuries reported.

 

I know the feeling. I had it done to me and I in turn did it to someone else. It's a great gag.

 

http://www.wftv.com/video/20265804/index.html

This guys says he won $500,000 on a scratch off ticket then lost it on the way to redeem it.

 

One of my writers was giddy until I explained that a nine of diamonds mixed in among a jack, 10, eight and seven of hearts does not constitute a $50,000 straight flush on a Texas Hold 'Em scratch-off.

(EDIT: No payoff on a straight.)

 

I heard there were several winners at one law enforcement facility:



http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=172283&title=lottery

 

i think the fake winning tickets are cruel and would cheer someone who bloodied the nose of the giver