Hawk Harrelson

Be smart. Divvy your money up between this and the Berman thread. Eventually, some one will take us up on it.

 

What's the bounty on Berman up to now?

 

Not sure, but the last time I tallied, it was well over $200 for confirmation of a pimp slap to his oversized dome.

 

Oh, it's waaay past that. I pledged somewhere between $100-150 if certain stipulations were met.

 

Best I can tell it stalled at aroun $210, unless seperate pledges were made on different threads.

Someone offered $500 if a co-announcer on a golf telecast would describe a short putt as "within the leather."

Which is fucking hilarious.

 

Hawk Harrelson is an asshole idiot who should have been i n a Texas death match with Mariotti years ago.
And I am in for the Hawk/Berman Bitch slap for 50 bones.

Having said that, the Tigers are like 2-7 or something like that against the Sox and like 1-and-111billion against the Yankees -- even if they are 4 1/2 up on the Sox...Detroit has gotten fat on the average teams and the havenots and flopped against the haves.... Yes, it was big in regards to the psyche of the Tigers heading into the stretch


Now get me another beer newb... top of the seventh coming up

 

And they're about to be 3-7 and 5.5 up on the Sox.

BTW Sox fans, here come the Twins.

 

SHHHHHHHHH!

There's nobody back here. Continue your infatuation with the Tigers and Yankees. It's just Minnesota and Tampa Bay. Probably won't even get a mention on Sportscenter.

Nothing to see back here, honest.

 

Not quite 100 percent accurate to say that they have flopped against the haves. The Tigers have the third best record in the majors against teams with above .500 records (only the two Sox are better).

 

Guess the Tigers psyche is OK as it turns out.

 

Speaking in Mariotti, the bastard hasn't written a column in almost a month (June 26) for the S-T.

Is he on triple-secret probation or laying low on ATH?

 

Supposedly he is "weeks and weeks and weeks" from returning.