Health crisis for Mary Lou Retton

It went so far over the top when I was there, it's never had a new issue in the years since.

One of my friends tried to get Doug to drink a beer bat during the last Greek Town bid-day bash. The one where the high school student fell into the power lines after climbing the pole.

 

Me and the boys used to see Doug(E Fresh) at the Vu all the time.
Now excuse me while I go play some Paula Abdul.

 

I didn’t have the budget for Deja Vu.

I had the 12-pack of Beast and a can of Skoal budget. Occasionally, I ate.

 

T Baker’s on a Sunday nite with the $5 cups was a pretty good option.

 

A random weeknight was my T Bakes experience, getting in with just a Mizzou ID. Place was always fucking packed with freshmen like me. At least I could walk back to the dorm — or stagger back, as the case may be.

 

I had quite a few kisses on the Vu dance flo.

 

Anyone held a mirror under Mary Lou's nose lately to see if it fogs up?

 

Remember Mary Lou?
It’s a thread about Mary Lou.

 

“Our top story tonight,
Howard Cosell is still dead.”

 

So you're saying a reporter should go to the hospital in a VW microbus with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction?

 

This ain’t the Arlo Guthrie thread.