'Heathers' sequel? How will SJ.com handle it?

They have been talking about this for about seven years... I still say it never gets made...

 

Shitty movies deserve shitty sequels.

 

Poor Pancamo: The Betty Finn of SportsJournalists.com.

 

He was a Bluebird. He was a Brownie. He was a Girl Scout cookie. We got him into SportsJournalists.com. What's our thanks? It's on the thread. We got paid in puke.

 

Look, anything that gets Winona Ryder back in movies is OK by me. Shit, I've had a massive crush on her since 1988.....and the whole shoplifting thing got blown out of proportion. A rich actress picked up some overpriced threads and forgot to pay for them...from what I hear, that happens more often than you think.

 

I bet Shannen Doherty will sign for a song. It's that or the Playboy layout for Brrrrrrenda at this point.

 

I concur.

 

She has already done Playboy. March 1994.

 

Playboy has already allowed Shannen Doherty to show her fake tits twice, thankyaverymuch.

 

I never thought a Clerks sequel would sound good ... until I saw the commercial for it. I'm open to Heathers, the sequel. Why not?

 

For the obvious reason: Those characters' story is told and there's nothing further to add.

 

Of course, the world is REALLY waiting for "Betelgeuse Returns."

Keaton, Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin are doing little enough these days, and Jeffery Jones will be free as soon as Deadwood wraps (if he can stay off the Internet).