Hey Keith What Do You Think Of Tom Coughlin Now ?

Coughlin has been a dick to everyone who ever came in contact with him since he was at BC. Ask around.

 

Unfrozen Caveman Coach: "I don't understand your kickers."

 

"Your world frightens and confuses me."

That should have been Coughlin's first words at the press conference just to lighten the mood and to help shed his "dick" label.

Maybe Coughlin's a dick because everyone is a dick to him. As far as Fenian being a dick, I don't know. Maybe you are all dicks to him. Maybe we're all dicks and Coughlin and Fenian only appear like dicks because that they live on a different dick level than all the other dicks. I don't know.

 

What he should have done is his imitation of Tom Carvel doing the Fudgie the Whale commercial . Have you ever seen him do it? Its histerical.

 

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

I think Neptune just went by.

 

America "FUCK YEAH"

 

Parcells didn't like Arab kickers.lol

 

Parcells didn't like any kickers.

 

He liked Matt Bahr

 

...and Scott Norwood.

 

YES!