Hey Oz; Hey BYH! Check this out!

Have you read Fargo Rock City?

Because if not, you surely should...

 

That you could even imagine someone saying this is appalling. I'm going to say 10 Hail Marys for you tonight.

 

By the way, have you heard Local H's cover of Spears' Toxic? Genius ...

 

Really? It struck me as the ranting of a guy who still lives in the 80s. If that's genius I know of a whole trailer park full of Pierres and Maries Curie.

Einstein: "Gene Simmons RAWKS!"

 

Insanity is genius.

 

I'd have more respect for Poison if they'd covered "As Long As You Love Me."

God, do they suck now. I'd rather hear Justin cover "Fallen Angel." Or at least "Love On The Rocks." (anyone who gets that truly does rawk, I'm looking at you SC)

 

That is awesome. Too long for my sig, but totally awesome!

 

Fallen Angel, probably my favorite Poison song.

 

She goes down slow like a shot of gin
Shes got an angels face and a devils grin
She kinda stared me down as I looked her up
She said Im your poison, now you drink a cup.

In the heat of the night is when she comes alive
Shes gonna push you push you til shes satisfied
I watch the ice melt fast on her red hot lips
She whispers if you wanna taste my love
Why dont you swallow this.

Chorus:
Love on the rocks
Love on the rocks
Shes my shot
Love on the rocks
Ooooh lick it up

She gets so close you can feel her breathe
Just the way she moves, so soft and slippery
She lives just around the corner, right down the street
All night we play the horizontal bop right between her sheets

Chorus out

 

That book was AWESOME.

I was initially mad Chuck beat me to such a tome, then realized he wrote the shit out of it in a way I could only imagine. So I felt better after that.

 

Warrant was way better than Def Leppard, by the way.

Come on, bring your weak-ass shit. I don't care.

Warrant rocked...