Hey Oz; Hey BYH! Check this out!

I don't want to make other people Runaway, just make them stick to the Jack.

 

Let's make a memory here, and keep the jack going.

 

Fuck Bon Jovi with White Lion's dildo. I'm waiting for the Autograph-jack.

Day in, day out, all week long, things go better with rock!

 

Just remember, chickie, this is a Jovi-Jack.

This Ain't a Love Song.

 

That's the new single, Zeke, and Thank You for Loving Me.

 

Autograph sucks, Bubbler, and when you realize that and need a shoulder to cry on I'll Be There for You.

 

I'm so starting a band called White Lion's Dildo.

We can cover Shot Through The Heart.

 

Don't you mean You Give Love a Bad Name?

 

No, I mean Shot Through The Heart.

I figure I can Bang A Drum on the record.

 

I hate Bon Jovi! I will never Jovi jack!

But Y&T? Summertime girls make my whole world go around.

 

C'mon, Bubbler.

Let It Rock!

 

Damn, I was wondering why this thread was five pages long.

And now I wish I hadn't looked.

Bon-fucking-Jovi?