Hi, I'm Peyton Manning and you can go F__k yourself

Wow...I need a tissue now.

Fuck you Falco, even if you're dead.

 

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/01/bland-consistently-effective-receiver.html

You "Office" fans will love the pic above the caption, "Marvin Harrison circa 2017."

 

BRILLIANT!

 

I about choked when I saw that. I can just see Harrison sitting in the back of team meetings doing crossword puzzles.

 

(Colts team meeting in progress...)

DUNGY: OK, we're going to do some drills where we team up to run pass routes. Marvin, who do you want?

HARRISON: (Doesn't look up from crossword puzzles) Pass.

DUNGY: You can't pass, Marvin.

HARRISON: Fine then, I'll take the new kid.

(Cut to interview in separate room following the meeting.)

BEN UTECHT: It's great. I was his second choice, after "pass."

 

DUNGY walks up to HARRISON, DALLAS CLARK and JIM SORGI during a small meeting.

DUNGY: Hey guys...how's the workload with all of Vanderjagt's old duties? Handling it OK?

SORGI: Sorta. He had a lot of duties.

DUNGY: Yes, he did. .... Have any of you talked to Vanderjagt?

HARRISON: Oh sure. We talk all the time.

DUNGY: Really?

HARRISON: Noo.

DUNGY: Don't do that. ...What about you Sorgi, you and Vanderjagt were close?

SORGI: No. Sorry.

Cue to interview in separate room.

SORGI: Vanderjagt had a big personality and I have a big personality and a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive.

 

i about spit up the glass of water i was drinking when i saw the mar-har and the stanley pic

 

Pope, tell me you had the transcript from last week in front of you when you did that. Cause that was scary dead on.

 

I found the ep online....

 

Better than the Manning bit:
http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/01/rachel-nichols-ill-let-you-inside-my.html

 

You D-B'd within a thread, Buck. I think the official SportsJournalists.com scoring book requires you to buy the next round.

 

I'd be happy to.
My bad.