High school sports writer, Greensboro, N.C.

Reserved? HAHAHA.

So what happens if I used it say, four or five times per week on this board? Do I get penalized? Suspended? Sexually violated?

 

Okay boys, let's get this thread back on track and about what's truly important:


Golden Skillet
13629 US Highway 29, South
432-4633

What Southern town would be complete without a place to get a plateful of fried chicken? For those in your party that aren't in the mood, Golden Skillet also has roasted chicken, fried oysters, gizzards, and corndogs. And in the summer time, you can guarantee that your steaming hot food will be paired with the coldest A/C around. Open for lunch and dinner Monday - Saturday, 11 AM - 8 PM

 

Yes, yes, and yes. I'll take a St. Pauli Girl.

 

You're hired!

 

sportsjournalists.com proudly presents "Six minutes of your life you'll never get back" featuring a lame joke, a fried chicken shack and some guy who wants to be sexually violated.

 

In a world where fried chicken means everything...

 

... pointed out by a guy who, from the looks of his sig, has done his share of violatin'


BTW, my apologies to John Newsom. What was intended to be a quick-hit joke took on a life of its own.

 

At the risk of reopening the Tighsqueeze/Golden Skillet discussion, I'll bump this to say there's no news and won't be until after the holidays.

We're still taking resumes, so feel free to send yours in. However, it will be branded with "Procrastinator" with a big black Sharpie.

I can say "Sharpie" here, right? There's no ban on sponsor plugs? Sorry -- it's been a very long NASCAR season.

 

We can still fill the job. We apparently need to perform some accounting jujitsu to make all of the numbers work.

We're not going to start interviewing until January.

 

Let the record show that I'll work for Krispy Kremes and Stamey's BBQ.

 

Make mine a plate of brown chopped at Monk's in Lexington. It's worth the 30 minute drive. I do agree with the KKs though.

 

Any movement here? I know John said January....well it's almost January. Us people in "less than wonderful" places are getting antsy!