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Home bowl syndrome

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Jul 29, 2010.

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  1. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    This is why you keep matches in the bathroom.
     
    93Devil, Jul 31, 2010
    #97
  2. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Matches are worthless if you're older than 12.
     
    JackReacher, Jul 31, 2010
    #98
  3. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Light em. Blow them out and let that little stream of smoke do its job.
     
    93Devil, Jul 31, 2010
    #99
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You can STILL DUMP IN AMERICA!
     
    dooley_womack1, Jul 31, 2010
    #100
  5. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    You must poop like a woman. :)
     
    JackReacher, Jul 31, 2010
    #101
  6. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    This one...

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    Sweet God, where is this thread going?
     
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    93Devil, Jul 31, 2010
    #102
  7. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    What's the over/under on how long it takes that woman to get her hand low enough to wipe her butt?
     
    schiezainc, Jul 31, 2010
    #103
  8. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Zero percent chance she can reach it.
     
    HejiraHenry, Jul 31, 2010
    #104
  9. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Gee - what a shock - a Steelers t-shirt made XXL.
     
    DanOregon, Jul 31, 2010
    #105
  10. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Well-Known Member

    I'm reading these snippets, and literally crying as I laugh.
    I've clogged many a commode at home and abroad, and my novel-reading prowess upon the throne is the stuff of legend at work.

    Many a window at home and air freshner at work has gotten a workout, thanks to me.
     
    fossywriter8, Aug 1, 2010
    #106
  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    That's the thing. I can't remember the last time I actually clogged or stopped up a toilet. I mean...am I just fortunate to have had such powerful flushing toilets in the last 20 years or what? As a kid? All the time. As an adult? Never. Is that weird? Based on some of the stories on this thread, I think it might be.
     
    JackReacher, Aug 1, 2010
    #107
  12. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    One other benefit of "home bowl" ... and a sign I'm getting old: Bathroom distractions. My personal favorite is the mini Yahtzee game, but the li'l video poker game works, too.

    Sometimes those games help you chill out so nature can take its course!
     
    I Should Coco, Aug 1, 2010
    #108
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