Hot Stove Thread

Your pillow talk must be something else.

"Ohh Bucky...do you like VORP? Do you? Do you want me to VORP you? VORP me Bucky! VORP ME!!!"

 

C'mon now, that's a little over-the-top, dontcha think?





















Besides, she's into WHIP, not VORP.

 

I like the blunt honesty of this lead by Dejan Kovacevic of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:

The Pirates added to their need for right-handed relief today by trading Salomon Torres to the Milwaukee Brewers for prospects Marino Salas and Kevin Roberts.

http://post-gazette.com/pg/07341/840019-100.stm

Usually we'd read that a team addressed a need by acquiring someone to fill a role. In this case, however, the trade made the hole bigger. Torres was the Bucs' only late-inning righty, and the prospects won't make it out of the minors in 2008.

 

Is Marino Salas, who sounds like movie bad guy, related to Mark Salas?

 

According to the Freep, Brandon Inge told Dombrowski he wants to be traded, rather than become a backup.

Who is in the market for a strong-armed, good-glove, weak-bat third baseman?

 

you are a moron on one single issue. Pretty smart about everything else.

Your "evidence" is quite reminiscent of the evidence the 9/11 conspiracists have.

 

Just when you think it's safe to talk Hot Stove ...

 

With all the Larry David-talking-to-his-anus-discussing-secretary channeling I can muster:

"Shut the fuck up!"

It's a humongous part of any deal being made nowadays.

Deal with it.

 

Wait, you had a girl over and you were on here instead of being with her?

And then you immediately came back on here after you two got done?

There are some things more important than this web site.

 

Shut the fuck up? Deal with it? You're so cute when you try to be badass.



Oh, and great point on your threadjack. Maybe that's why you've brought the same tired arguments to every fucking baseball thread for the last two months.

Snore.

 

Does SportsJournalists.com have a Feud of the Year poll?

 

Gagne to the Brewers: http://blogs.jsonline.com/brewers/archive/2007/12/08/gagne-headed-to-brewers.aspx