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How do we feel about the Chron guys now?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by SF_Express, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    When you say 'Any thoughts?' that's a trick question, isn't it?

    Thank God you're back. You missed the SJ NCAA pool, although you might be able to get into one of the fantasy baseball leagues if you know who to ask.

    Also, Jemele says Kobe is better than MJ, so everyone is pretty stressed out about that.

    Best guess: Does Bonds finish the season, and if so, with how many home runs?
     
  2. creamora

    creamora Member

    The Truthdig interview: Mark Fainaru-Wada

    By James Harris
    truthdig.com
    June 13, 2006

    The following excerpt is from a question about
    Fainaru-Wada's BALCO sources:

    HARRIS: I know you've been brought to task on this
    issue of protecting your sources. Why are you
    protecting your source?

    FAINARU-WADA: Let me say, there’re a number of sources
    for this book. There’re over 200 people that we talked
    to. Many of them are on the record. Much of the
    material is on-the-record material. But there are
    certainly confidential sources who provided us with
    information—whether it’s recordings, whether it’s
    grand jury testimony, whether it’s statements to
    federal investigators—people whose livelihoods were
    going to be on the line if they were outed for
    providing us with information.


    Wonder where the Chronicle boys might have received a copy of the "recordings" from? Note Fainaru-Wada's use of the words "livelihoods were going to be on the line if they were outed." It seems obvious who might have provided the two Chronicle reporters with "statements to federal investigators."

    21, Bonds seems to be in very good shape, his elbow and knee seem to have healed up and it looks as though he may finish the upcoming season with over thirty home runs. It also seems that Anderson ain't talkin' to nobody no matter what happens.

    creamora
     
  3. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I hope Bonds breaks the home run record in Philly. Specifically the night I will be there watching, June 3.
    It will be first trip to Philly. Keeping with tradition I will have a pocket full of batteries to hurl on the field and I will boo Santa Claus, if that coward shows his bearded face there.
     
  4. creamora

    creamora Member

    Looks like Bennie Blanco needs to eat some Wheaties. Chicks don't really go for the string bean look anymore. Since McGwire introduced the long ball, chicks are into the buff look. Ask Lance Williams.
     
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Well, let's see... How to respond. First, Scoreboard, creamora. I pull hot girls from 19-35 every SINGLE day. Provably hot, demonstrably hot. You're the first person who's ever called me a "string bean." Seriously.

    Secondly, I'll put my fitness level (and I am not that young) against your's. You seem to know a lot about track and field. I'll bet you were even a sprinter. Name the race. The 100 won't be my thing, but I think I'd even manage that. I might even run backward. Even better, what do you say to 5 miles, course of your choice. You can even load yourself up with cat tranquilizers first and I won't cry foul. Loser shares a little honest truth, with the winner asking the questions...

    What else? Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where Larry McCormack's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. That Kobe stuff made me blood pressure rise and then I remembered, um, I don't really care. Don't know about home run records, but Bonds sure has a large cranium. I also noticed he shaves his head. Just a theory. I'm guessing he was going bald and started rubbing massive doses of minoxidil into his scalp. And it made his head grow. Is that possible? Where's doctalk when you need him?
     
  6. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    In my head I envision Ragu as Ira Glass but without the glasses.
    Creamora is that semi-buffed up dude at the gym, who went to law school during the day and worked for the paper at night.
    Didn't sleep much for three years and is now very cranky.
    And Kindred looks like Kindred, but I haven't seen him on TV much here recently so maybe he doesn't look like Kindred anymore.
     
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Ragu has my vote for poster of the year based on this thread alone.
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Since this thread revived, I only read the last three pages of it. I feel like I chased a can of Weideman's with opium-laced acid from Rangoon. I can't tell if this is good, bad, or completely off the rails. I've totally lost where this is all going.
     
  9. creamora

    creamora Member

    Ragu,

    You just don't seem to get it. A five mile run? Are you trying to pump up your estrogen levels? Chicks definitely don't dig gynecomastia. With those 11 inch biceps you're sporting, how about a bench press contest? I'll spot you fifty lbs. Wait. How about you and Lance Williams have a bench press contest first and then I'll spot the winner fifty lbs. Calm down now. I'm only pulling your chain again. Don't get excited.

    I agree, Ragu definitely deserves the poster of the year award.

    Creamora
     
  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Not that this is a test of anything, except on a prison yard...

    But I'll tell you what. Pound for pound, I'm still willing to bet I out bench press you. Which is the joke of it all. It isn't even something I put any premium on. In another words, I'll bench press somewhere much closer to one and a half times my weight than my actual weight, three sets, with enough reps (8 to 10) to make it legit. Kind of a joke by lifting standards, but more than most people in this debate could handle... Will you be able to do that? Maybe you can, but from what I've deduced. I am guessing that is a giant no--if we're being honest. And what are the chances you see paramedics before we're done?

    I chose the run, because I see steakheads at the gym every day, with twig legs and pot bellies all red in the face thinking a flat bench proves their manhood. They probably listen to guys like you. Not one of those bozos can run run 5 miles in 35 minutes or last 45 minutes going all out on an erg. I'm not talking about doped-up elite athletes. I am talking about guys in their late 30s or 40s who and don't have a clue. You shifted it away from the harder activity to the easier one, thinking you're giving yourself a chance. And then you turned it on me, as if I am the wimp. Guess you're not up for a challenge. Too bad.

    Just curious. Is Lance Armstrong an estrogen-laden, string-bean wimp, or is he kind of OK in your book because of the rumors that he used EPO and anabolic steroids?
     
  11. Holy crap.
    I've wandered into Mordor with a weight room.
     
  12. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Just two guys on an anonymous message board challenging each other to a fitness duel. It reminds me of the Get Smart episode in which Maxwell Smart goes to spy school and does a disarming exercise where he and his opponent keep slapping the imaginary gun from each other's hands.
     
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