How do you feel about Candace Parker's C-cup being referenced in this lede?

Delete This Gosh Darn Thread NOW!!!!

Frackin'.

Grey's Anatomy used to be good, but it sucks now.

Boston teams are superior to all in the history of the world.

 

Heathers.

 

Show us your tits C-cups.

 

Another example of the ESPN manipulation machine at work. Hmm let me guess the WNBA season is just around the corner and ESPN is starting their new WNBA contract.

The lede does set a new standard when writing about female athletes. We need more cup size information. I certainly would watch women's
tennis if they provided cup size information for the combatants.

"Will you look at the wackers on Serena? Mary what cup size do you thing she is?

 

Just trying to keep the sj "traditions" jack going a bit longer.

 

In Charlie Pierce's Tiger Woods piece, did he mention the size of his cock?

 

If you count the joke about the black guy taking off the rubber, then technically Tiger mentioned it first.

 

When I get a chance, I'm going to have to go back and read this entire thread. I apologize for posting before I have done so.

Here's my take on the C cup:

As a writing technique, it simply doesn't work.

It's sort of like saying, "Tyler Hansbrough has Michelin tires." Yeah... so? When somebody "doesn't flaunt" and/or is "proud of" in the lede of a story-- it better be something special.

Bottom line: If Parker had Double D's the lede might have worked. "Candance Parker has Double D's and is proud of 'em." Now that would be interesting.

Double D's don't come along everyday-- C's do.

The unfortunate consequence of this lede was my running stream of consciousness while I read it: "Poor Alison Glock. She things C cups are a big ta'do. I wonder what she's got."

I doubt that's what Alison was aiming for.

 

If Luggy has C's, then they do come along every day in her life.

 

Sportschick and I would kill to have Cs be an everyday occurrence in our lives.