How Not to Write a Column -- Sid! Style

I met the big guy who was the drummer. Which one was he?

 

Ha!

 

He cut me off heading into the Skyway Lounge

 

Now "Purple Rain" is running through my mind and won't quit!

 

Play some "Erotic City" and that should take care of it.

 

Well, make sure the kids aren't home.

Or send them to their rooms...

 

Here's something new to listen to, Rosie. It should get Purple Rain right out of your head.

 

That's the first time I clicked on that and listened to it. Damn, that guy's more of a homer than Sid.

 

NOOOOO!

 

Doc, I have been working on a major computer FUBAR for three plus hours and am getting cranky.

GET TO YOUR ROOM NOW!

And take King Sid with you!!!

 

FINE! I was gonna take out the trash, but forget it!