How often do you lie to your spouse?

Time to exit this thread, before I unintentionally cause any more damage.

 

"Do you like this (thing bought for the house, usually in teal)?"
"No."
"Too bad."

 

Accidentally break that clock. No need to look at the time in the bathroom.

 

If you're asked a question regarding something about which you really do not care, it's not lying.

 

The only thing worse than people you can't trust to tell you the truth are the assholes who tell the truth all the time.

 

A clock in the bathroom? Was it a major award? if so, just accidentally break it while you're dusting.

 

A better question: How often does your spouse lie to you?

 

Enema at the Gates?

 

Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

 

Pretty much never lie to my wife. She has an incredible bullshit detector.

There is one, though. Every time I fall asleep on the couch, and she asks if I'm asleep, I ALWAYS say no. She does the same thing.

Almost everyone I know does it. Why is that?