How to approach strangers in a bar

Alrighty then.

In my professional opinion, you suck. And not in the way I'd enjoy.

 

With just right amount of alcohol and a partner willing to carry on.

 

If someone who wants to get with me is married or in a relationship that's their deal; it's no skin off my nose. They're going to get cheat with someone regardless.

 

I'm just glad I'm in no way, shape or form a temptation.

 

I ask this in all seriousness, MC. Who are the two that can burn in hell? The two guys? Or the two exs?

 

You know, I've always been a bit jealous of my wife's brother, who is definitely a good-looking guy and who gets tons of flirting action everywhere he goes.

Then, when it came out that he's been spreading it all over town behind his wife's back, it occurred to me that maybe I like things the way they are. I'm pretty sure I'd be a virtuous guy no matter what, but not having the opportunity saves me the trouble of finding out.

 

By no means did you own me an explanation, but thank you for answering me.

 

Sure about that?

 

I have to think this is one of the greatest quotes ever. My brain hurts trying to follow the logic.

 

Eh, if they don't have kids...

 

Wow.

 

I feel the need to affirm my own 100 percent fidelity record before I say this, so I will, but ... regarding the idea that anyone who messes around with a married person (or is a married person messing around), why is this a deal-breaking moral issue in the United States but almost nowhere else in the developed world?