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How to approach strangers in a bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Hall Pass is the STD-infested jizzum that "being back out there" takes all over its grille. Such an awful movie.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Oct 6, 2011
    #193
  2. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    It's terrible, but there are moments when they do a decent job of capturing the difference between how we all think we would be and how we really would be.
     
    Dick Whitman, Oct 7, 2011
    #194
  3. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    One of chef's favorites, (along Moddy's line)

    "Hello.......how about a hamburger and a blow job?"

    SMACK.

    "Damn.......she must be a vegatarian. Don't like tasting any kind of meat."
     
    Chef2, Oct 7, 2011
    #195
  4. Greenhorn

    Greenhorn Active Member

    Can't fail topics of conversation:

    comic books
    movies based on comic books
    Star Trek
    fantasy football
    Civil War re-enactments
     
    Greenhorn, Oct 7, 2011
    #196
  5. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    ...and porn, girls love to talk about porn.
     
    spikechiquet, Oct 7, 2011
    #197
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I'm not sure if that is true. But if you find one, she's a definite keeper.
     
    The Big Ragu, Oct 7, 2011
    #198
  7. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    Don't forget Sabermetrics. The ladies are sure to swoon with visions of Brad Pitt when they hear you tossing out some VORP and DIPS dialogue.
     
    Stoney, Oct 7, 2011
    #199
  8. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Ragu, do you think the previous five suggestions (before porn) are true?

    ;)
     
    Care Bear, Oct 7, 2011
    #200
  9. New toys

    New toys New Member

    Spending several hours a week conversing with strangers on a sports writing message board
     
    New toys, Oct 27, 2011
    #201
  10. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I thought it was a sports journalists message board.

    Also, your idea can work...
     
    Care Bear, Oct 27, 2011
    #202
  11. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    I'm still only a writer, I'm not cool enough to be a journalist
     
    spikechiquet, Oct 27, 2011
    #203
  12. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I'm not even a writer at this point. I shouldn't even be in this cafeteria.
     
    Care Bear, Oct 27, 2011
    #204
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