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How to approach strangers in a bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    Dan Feldman wonders if cheering in the press box will help him pick up girls.
     
    Stitch, Sep 30, 2011
    #13
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Fewer pickup lines, more chloroform. That's your best solution, skippy. And right on, Mizzou.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 30, 2011
    #14
  3. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Best way to get chicks...pull your pockets out of your jeans...unzip your fly and go around asking hotties if they want to pet your elephant.
     
    spikechiquet, Sep 30, 2011
    #15
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Tell them you have inside sources with the Red Sox.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 30, 2011
    #16
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I'm still laughing over the not getting the eggs comment, though I'm not surprised.
    1 is about to get some company on his vacation.
     
    Moderator1, Sep 30, 2011
    #17
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Is knocking over her laptop a good icebreaker?
     
    Ace, Sep 30, 2011
    #18
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    "What are you wearing?" is an old reliable.

    Oh, at a bar. Never mind.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 30, 2011
    #19
  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    OK, Skippy, before you are escorted to the teen-agers bar down the road, let me try to help you:

    *The eggs cooked thing? Because, you know, you'll be spending the night with her and cooking her breakfast. "Should I call you for breakfast? Or nudge you?"

    *I'll give you the Moddy Special, guaranteed to work although I haven't dusted it off for 33 years. Go up to the woman of your choice and say, "Hey, how 'bout a pizza and a fuck?" When she slaps the shit out of you, respond with, "What? You don't like pizza?" Works every time. Trust me on that.

    *Here's another one that will keep you busy a while (and therefore keep you away from here, which is a bonus for all of us): Go up to a young woman of your choice and tell her it is her lucky night. She'll be the envy of all her friends. She won the lotto. She was the winner of the "gets to ride the Skip-a-nator all night long" drawing. Yeah, baby, you're IN.

    *Show 'em the belt buckle that says HMFIC. Gold. Oh wait, that's MY belt buckle and you ain't getting it.
     
    Moderator1, Sep 30, 2011
    #20
  9. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Apparently, the only pussy you've ever seen is the one you crawled through on the way out.
     
    Chef2, Sep 30, 2011
    #21
  10. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Women like it when you call them "dude."
     
    RickStain, Sep 30, 2011
    #22
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I never knew Moddy was such a player. Mrs. Moddy must have to keep the handcuffs pretty tight.
     
    Ace, Sep 30, 2011
    #23
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    And let us know how that works out for you.
     
    Chef2, Sep 30, 2011
    #24
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