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How to approach strangers in a bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. skiptomylou2

    skiptomylou2 Member

    I think we could be great friends if you give me a chance Moddy.
     
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    OK, let's try this. Stop posting. Begin a search for me. And we'll see. But if you post here again, no chance? How's that?

    I'm giving you a chance by letting you hang around here. And yet ****
     
  3. skiptomylou2

    skiptomylou2 Member

    What do you mean by begin a search for you?
     
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, we could be friends. Sure.
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Moddy,

    Want to do like Strangers on a Train? Criss-cross. I'll take Skippy for you.
     
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You know, I have been using that one for years. It helps if you have your pockets filled with these:
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  7. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    I find grabbing my best wing man, then singing 'You Lost that Lovin' Feelin' works more often than Sex Panther
     
  8. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    Humor is key. 95% of females want a guy who will make them laugh, and I don't mean saying rehearsed jokes. Being spontaneously funny is a welcome mat to the world that is the lady's bedroom.
     
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    95 percent of women SAY they want a man with humor.

    But they are just as shallow as we are.

    The funny guy with the big goiter on his neck ain't getting any. The Abercrombie model with the cardboard personality is cleaning up, though.
     
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    If you saw a lineup of the men I've dated, you'd know humor is A-number-1 with me. :D
     
  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    skippy has some time now to hit the bars. With all the good advice we've given him, we need to own up and send him a carton of rubbers. If he isn't too worn out long about Tuesday or so, he can fill us in.
     
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Since we are keeping this professional. ...

    Do rubbers come by the carton?
     
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