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How to approach strangers in a bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Sure. You think they ship them by those individual dozen-size boxes? Which won't last Skippy a night now? Or the 36-pack? Maybe good for a night and some morning nuzzle after those eggs?

    CARTONS. The man needs CARTONS.
     
    Moderator1, Sep 30, 2011
    #97
  2. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    According to YouTube, this is "The Best Pick Up Line Ever":
     
    bumpy mcgee, Sep 30, 2011
    #98
  3. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    What does that say about the female sleeping with the guy with the Affliction t-shirt?
     
    NickMordo, Sep 30, 2011
    #99
  4. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    Oh, professionally. The line you're looking for would be, "How much for an hour?"
     
    beanpole, Sep 30, 2011
    #100
  5. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    Have you seen "Two girls, one cup"?
     
    Stitch, Sep 30, 2011
    #101
  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Where's SF when you need him? :D
     
    KYSportsWriter, Sep 30, 2011
    #102
  7. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    It's OK. Stitch didn't say, "Two girls and their respective cups."
     
    waterytart, Sep 30, 2011
    #103
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I was going to go with "Girls and a cup, two and one respectively, ... "
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 30, 2011
    #104
  9. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    You're right. That's better.
     
    waterytart, Sep 30, 2011
    #105
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Without the "respectively," that last one looks like something Dr. Seuss would write.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 30, 2011
    #106
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Moddy!!! You naughty boy!
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 30, 2011
    #107
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Jesus Christ. Seven affairs in eight months? I'm assuming some of them overlapped?

    Holy shit, how do you have the time??
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 30, 2011
    #108
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