How to deal with a breakup

along the lines of Moddy, a story/parable told to me by an old pharmacist


Once there was cat which liked to walk along the railroad tracks and jump off when the train came.

One day when the cat was walking along the tracks, a train clipped a piece of the cat's tail. The cat turned it's head, and the train wheels knocked the cats head off.

The moral of the story -- there's no sense losing your head over a piece of tail.

 

Why would you girls have a problem with her? She is really cute.

 

I really don't, but her head does look a bit big for her body. And yea, she's cute and relatively realistic looking, which is why I posted that shot.

 

Who is she?

 

No fucking clue. A model who works for a yoga clothing company.

 

Damn, I was hoping you might know her and put in a good word for me.

 

My girlfriend. ;D

 

Just to clarify, we knew that already.

 

Late to the game here, and I feel your loss ...

but I'll never understand how a guy can have their best friend be a girl.
Good friend? Sure, I'll buy it.

But a best friend?

Come on, you know that's a hook-up waiting to happen.
Speaking of ... since the split, have you got with the best friend?

 

I don't know what you're talking about. My best friend is Rosie O'Donnell and we have nothing like that going on with each other.

 

Sounds like a threesome waiting to hap ... oh crap, and I haven't even started drinking ... yet.

 

My best friend's a guy. Never been tempted to hookup with him. Not really sure how he feels, but I don't think he's hit on me since we first met.