How to tip movers?

What's your damage, IJAG?

 

Wow, why such a megabitch, ijag?

 

(after IJAG drinks all the beer)

Mover: I moved your couch and where's my thanks? I got paid in puke!

IJAG: Lick it up baby. Lick. It. Up.

Mover: You're history Monday. Transfer to Washington DC. Transfer to Jefferson City. No one in (whatever town you live in) is gonna play your reindeer games!

 

Screw up this thread, BYH, and it's random thoughts with the kiddies all of next year...

 

I love you guys.

Whenever I start to hate this board (and it happens more often than I'd like), you pull me back in!

 

IJAG loves her dead, gay board.

 

Hold on, I'm almost done underlining the meaningful passages in BYH's copy of Boom Thread.

Hi-La-Ry.

 

Brilliant!

Great pate but I gotta motor if I'm gonna make it to Boom's Hilary thread.

 

It does seem to have an open door policy on assholes, doesn't it?

 

IJAG's moving angst bullshit has a body count.

 

Tough words from a man who drinks mineral water.

 

Mover: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving credenzas...

(HA! I glommed Zeke's favorite line! Suck it Zeke!!!)