Hubba, hubba, ESPN the Magazine

It takes a real man to handle a curvy, voluptuous, and verrrrrry strong woman.

Sometimes you just have to find out for yourself how much a bedframe can take.

 

Being scared of and not being attracted to are very different things. That's no less a crock of poop than accusing people who like her of latent homosexuality.

Some girls like willowy men in makeup too.

 

I can see not finding her attractive, but in no monde or demimonde is she a gross-out

 

Have not seen the magazine, have seen the photo of Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones.

Wow.

 

She looks like a man to me.

 

So women can't have muscles? I know one thing: one would not be looking at her titles.

 

It takes a real man to have a penis.

 

I liked Serena better with more junk in the trunk. But I'd still tag it.

 

For those of you who think Serena is hot, I would hate to see what kind of trolls you bring home after a night of drinking.

 

You're bringing home supermodels, right?

 

I don't bring anybody home after a night of drinking, never have really. Not my style at all. But I think I see what the issue is here. The Serena we see on the court is intimidating; even I'll admit to that. I'd say the average (like ranked beyond the top 15 or 20) female tennis pro shudders at the sight of her lobbing up the ball to bring that triple-digit serve, or maybe thinks "Oh shit" when they see who's standing across from them in the next round. That's a large part of why she's won a heap of Slams and a lot of money.

Suffice to say, in ESPN this week we're a (slightly, because she is so ripped) softer side of her. And anyone who's seen red-carpet photos of her can see she cleans up nicely. With her hair down in some evening gown — or even in a certain t-shirt of questionable taste — she's as attractive as any athlete out there. Maybe not supermodel attractive, but as far as athletes go, she's a stunner.

Also, another of the ESPN photos is of Sarah Reinertson, the first female amputee to finish the Ironman World Championship in Hawaii. She's pretty amazing, too... and attractive.

 

Was she the chick in The Amazing Race a couple years ago?