Hygiene questions -- shaving and showering (with a poll)

I don't shower. Ever. I shave on occasion, when I start getting food in my beard.

On a related note, I'm single.

OUCH!

(the wife just kicked me)

Uh . . . . . . .

Shower in the morning, shave afterwards. Those who look down upon peeing in the shower, remember the Andrew Dice Clay taunt that "you're the type of guy who gets out of the showah to take a piss!"

Not sure what that means, but it sounds uncool.

 

Dammit, I woulda asked you out till you got to the "wife" part. Not that food in the beard's a turnon, but that means you have one, which is. Plus you like Star Wars (and X-Men), so ya know.

 

The buckwheat pointed out, the woman really decides. Fortunately, I don't mind shaving almost every day (until I cut myself). I usually don't shave on weekends.

 

This would inspire me to grow my beard back...except I've got that wife thing going, too.

sportschick, you think you could explain to her why she should like Star Wars and X-Men? Other than the fact that the X-Men movies have Hugh Jackman. That's the only reason she went to see the second one with me. (The first was her being a good wife, right up until she started drooling over the guy with bad hair and claws).

 

Day 2 of providing Ragu with visuals.

 

Where do you find it? Yesterday out shopping the only Edge shave products I found were in the standard cans.

 

I'm blessed with a wife who appreciates Star Wars, X-Men (she dutifully read through my whole collection, numbers 1-42 and 94-295 when we started dating), and other such geeky shite.

Alas, she also believes Hugh Jackman is quite the specimen.

 

That's because Hugh Jackman is a beautiful speciman, esp. in X-Men with facial hair.

And Oop, Star Wars and X-Men both have amazing female characters, who kick ass in their own right instead of waiting around for men to do it for them. That's one reason I like them. Might not be a workable reason for your wife though.

 

I'll try it, but I doubt it'll go anywhere. Only thing she ever noticed about them is the anatomically impossible way they are drawn... something I've noticed as well.....

 

Geesh. If she can suspend reality long enough to believe half the plots in chick flicks, she oughta be able to suspend it long enough to get past the overly large boobs on most comic book chicks, dammit!

 

Ha! Good point. She'll never be a fan....but my 3-year-old insists she wants my collection once she's old enough to read it. hehe

 

I would shave if the woman really wanted me to. Of course, then I'd have to stop being a loner ... at least at times. And she'd best be worth it.

But like I said before, I look equally bad either way. Frank was talking about sprouting chest hair late and all that jazz. I didn't have to shave in high school. Then again, I didn't surpass five feet in height until my junior year in high school. I think I have that late bloomer thing down.