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Was it in the parking lot itself, down and dirty on the ground, or was it in a car parked in the parking lot?

 

The middle of Missouri, and you couldn't at least find a cornfield?
Guess that's the difference between a journalism student and a professional.

 

Thank you for this post. I completely failed to catch that possible second meaning.

 

#freq

 

Cheap beer is just an alcohol delivery system. People make fun of Smirnoff Ice, Zima, hard whatever, and wine coolers, but these are just cheap beers with wacky flavors.

 

TV trolling Dick is the worst!

 

That's the best way to get someone to drop in.

 

The post implies that the poster does not fart at his/her desk when other people ARE in the office.
The average is 14 farts per day per person.

 

....have no idea how to write a proper limerick.

 

Enjoy farting in the press room while the press is rolling, so I can cut loose with no one the wiser.

 

... I hate Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown. Every time one of those goddamn cartoons is on I feel the urge to vomit.

 

...have never seen and don't really know much of anything about Rocky Horror Picture Show.