I can't believe I did it

Salvation is writing Web site fodder in your underwear, calling people for interviews and sucking down Pop Tarts after you wake up at 5 p.m. Of course, the burden of what you do is that you have to meander onto a lesser site every once in a while to insult those less fortunate than you so they can join your ranks.

Oh Lord! I see the light!

 

Oh dear, I think you've got me confused with Ben_Hecht.

 

Actually, I work for a living. And occasionally I pop onto this site just to see how far into the sludge the entire newspaper industry has fallen. It serves as a nice reminder as to why I left it and a very good deterrent if I should ever think about getting back into the industry.

 

I didn't know leaving because you had a nervous breakdown in the newsroom constituted leaving voluntarily . . .

 

Well, I am done with the NFL story that is due in the morning, so I think I will call it a night. I have to interview a Hall of Fame player tomorrow afternoon and I need my beauty sleep.
Enjoy the Pop Tarts and Porn, you slugs.

 

If you save us all, who will boost your ego?

So you write about games for Web sites? This site isn't providing much of a deterrent.

 

Shouldn't you stick to slandering the former SE in Las Vegas? That seems to be about the only thing you are good at sweetie.

 

Not just games silly rabbit, but on Sunday's during the NFL season, yes I do write about the games, the players, the issues. The rest of the week I write about a wide variety of subjects, get paid twice as much as I did at my highest paid newspaper gig (which is about 10 time more than you'll ever work your way up to my friend) and have a lot more fun doing it.

 

For those of you who'd like to know who I am, my name is Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. For those of you who recognize the name, you now know what my purpose on this site truly is.

;D

 

Oh, my God! A Hall-of-famer! What is that like? I guess you guys are probably cool with each other because you're in the same tax bracket, but me, I could never interview someone who is in the Hall of Fame. I mean, that's awesome. I could never watch games on TV and really understand them, along with the issues facing the players. Those are things I'll never fathom.

 

Well, I am glad to see you have come to understand your place in the Universe sonny. Now go stick you foot in a giant toilet, do the world a big favor and flush.

 

Strange. I don't even know the former SE in Vegas. Not sure why I'd slander him, but keep digging. I'm sure you'll find something ugly I've done.

And don't call me sweetie. I'm not fond of being talked down to by misogynistic men.