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I hate Halloween. 2011 Edition.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Oct 30, 2007.

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  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    As a life-long East Coaster, who's lived in his fair share of states, I've always heard it called "Hollow-ween." Not once have I heard "Hal-o-ween" until reading this head. (And even then, I just said it in my head; so I've still never heard it like that.)
     
    mike311gd, Oct 31, 2007
    #169
  2. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    LinZee?
     
    Huggy, Oct 31, 2007
    #170
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    First thing I thought, too. WTF?
     
    Clever username, Oct 31, 2007
    #171
  4. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    I thought about doing this. I'm home, but I'm working. No one rang the door until about 20 minutes ago. If I'd left the thing outside, we'd be out of candy already. Greedy little fuckers were trying to grab armfuls. I say, "Just take one." One little bastard, couldn't have been more than 2 feet tall, looks up at me and says, "Why?" Their parents should be drowned and the kids put in some Oliver Twist orphanage.
     
    Frank_Ridgeway, Oct 31, 2007
    #172
  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    I just had my door knocked, didn't open it. Dammit, I'm not giving goodies before 6 p.m.

    And if I get any trick-or-treating 30-year-olds tonight I'm handing out cans of beans as treats.
     
    playthrough, Oct 31, 2007
    #173
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    Ten people in the press room just wondered why I'm turning red from laughing...

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    slappy4428, Oct 31, 2007
    #174
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    We talked her out of Chanel or Dior.

    (edit, after seeing Slappy's post: That woman looks exactly like my mother.)
     
    21, Oct 31, 2007
    #175
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    I'm just glad to hear Lou is alive and doing well.
     
    zeke12, Oct 31, 2007
    #176
  9. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    You never really know. We wait until Bonanza ends, and then hold a mirror in front of his mouth to check for breath.
     
    21, Oct 31, 2007
    #177
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    But he's NOT well, you dumbass... he's ROADKILL. HE"S FREAKIN ROADKILL AND ASS-PLANTED ON MY COUCH![/21's sister]
     
    slappy4428, Oct 31, 2007
    #178
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    Poor Lou was roadkill long before this.

    But as long as he keeps showing up for dinner, I'm rooting for him.
     
    zeke12, Oct 31, 2007
    #179
  12. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: I hate Halloween.

    Lou isn't allowed to answer the door anymore on Halloween, he kept trying to teach the kids about metallurgy. Parents complained.
     
    21, Oct 31, 2007
    #180
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