I hate Halloween. 2011 Edition.

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My dog must know it's Halloween tonight.

Since about 5 p.m., every time a vehicle goes by the house, she's staring out living room window and at times, doing that really low rumble-growl.

 

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My cat is doing its job wonderfully. Everytime someone walks up to the door, it runs into the living room to alert me.

 

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It? You have a genderless cat?

 

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Maybe it's both.

 

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Anyone else getting high school girls dressed up like whores?

I had one girl come through earlier wearing a skin-tight referee top, miniskirt and high-heel boots.

Then came three girls sporting the Paris Hilton look.

Then, just now, at 8:15 p.m. local time, a girl in a french maid outfit, with a skirt about 10 inches above her knees.

And it's about 50 degrees here.

 

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Where do you live? And how soon can I be there?

 

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Evansville, Ind.

My wife, a high school counselor, is about to shit a brick. We're wondering what the hell kind of neighborhood we moved into.

 

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All over here but to wipe up the tears, mostly mine. So sad it's done for another year. And that we didn't have any whores.

Great night, though. Probably 200 kids. Many remembered the house from last year. The bait n' switch worked perfectly. My favorites were the little Batman who jumped half his height and fell into the front garden, the father who screamed like a tazered chihuahua, the yummy mummy who grabbed my friend (after he grabbed her) and yelled FUCK! in front of her kids and the cute little fuzzy pink unicorn who I'm pretty sure shit herself before she ran down the stairs, holding her tail.

Next year I'm making a dummy and I'm throwing it off the porch roof when kids come up the stairs. And I'm buying a video camera, goddammit.

Hope everyone had fun. WUNDERBAR!

 

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Yeah, it's stories like that that make me wonder how 21 could ever hate Halloween.

 

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You seriously need to write an actual story of your Halloween exploits, Jonesy. I think I would pay $25-50 to read it.

Or you could just deduct the cost from the beer money you owe me once McCain drops out. ;D

 

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We left our porch light off because we are going to a costume party and kids continued to ring our doorbell. I thought the international rule of Hal-o-ween was: porch light off, don't ring the doorbell because we don't have any candy.

 

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Jones, one thing I have added to my "To do" list before I die, is use this phrase in a sentence -- if not a story.