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I HATE Larry the Cable Guy!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Don't ever, EVER!, put Ron White and LTCG in the same sentence.

    You don't see Bookers and Fight Cock on the same shelf. So don't put Ron in the same sentence as that trash.
     
  2. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    I'd respect the guy more if he had more than one character, a la Sacha Baron Cohen.

    As is, he's just a one-trick pony.
     
  3. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    LTCG is not even close to being humorous, much less funny.

    Ron White is hilarious, his riff on Tater Salad about getting thrown out of the bar is classic.
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Does the average pony know multiple tricks?
    I just don't know anything about ponies.
     
  5. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

    They wanted me to count to 10. I made it to wha...

    People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That's not what I heard.
     
  7. pallister

    pallister Guest

    What could possibly be wrong with a person who doesn't wear sleeves?
     
  8. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    The year I turned 13, I experimented with something, and my grandma caught me in the bathroom just a'doin it. She said, "It says in the Bible, young man, that it is better for your seed to fall in the belly of a whore than on the ground." I said, "Tough to argue with that logic, Grandma. You got 50 bucks?"
     
  9. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Don't know if they're average ponies, but the Lipizaner Stallions know quite a few.
     
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I'm going to ignore that comment.


    GB-Hack, those are horses.
     
  11. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Horses, ponies, who cares? The French certainly don't.
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I wonder what Mikey's life would be like now if Larry The Cable Guy got the gig on Full House and Dave Coulier became a redneck comedian.
     
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