I Hate Snow, Part Whatever

Jiminy Christmas. Government is like Mrsexpendable. Even when we're in a snowed in, and can't go shopping, she still finds a way to spend money.

 

Worst thing ever: I went out to shovel the area around my car today and found snow IN my car.

Forgot to roll my window up after moving my car behind my father's, which is resting in the garage. FML.

 

About four years ago I went car shopping and a guy tried to sell me a car with snow in it.

 

Snowmageddon
Snownami
Snownado
Snowquake


BTW, higher temperatures lead to more evaporation of moisture putting more water vapor in the air and leads to more rain and snow causing more drought in some areas and flooding inothers

 

Remedial reading: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/02/no_the_snow_does_not_disprove.html

 

The real "inconvenient truth" is they global warming alarmists have been exposed as frauds and now must make up a new lie to cover the old lie.

 

Funny how every cold-weather event brings out another silly defense of the global warming lie.

Even funnier are all the quotes out there from 2005-2008 with liberals claiming that the mild winters were the result of global warming. Their stories just keep changing.

http://www.breitbart.tv/flashback-clips-snow-levels-cause-democrats-to-demand-urgent-action/

 

The plural of platypus is platypi.

 

So OuterT, how do you explain Vancouver's weather? Warmest winter in ages, Fuck your simple.

 

The explanation is this: It's weather.

The global warming crowd lost all credibility with their incessant pushing of their "heads I win, tails you lose" agenda.

Lots of snow? It's global warming.

No snow? It's global warming.

Warmer than normal spell? It's global warming.

Colder than normal spell? It's global warming.

A season with a lot of hurricanes? It's global warming.

A season with very few hurricanes? It's global warming.

Eventually people saw through their full-of-shit agenda. And then came the discovery of those now-infamous e-mails.

 

Some of the streets around my place were so completely clear of snow today that I couldn't believe we had gotten 10" yesterday. Some were a mess. A coworker said she saw a plow where she lives (in the hood, as she says) for the first time today since any of this snow started. The plow never made it there after the weekend's snow.

 

Federal Govt open tomorrow on a 2-hour delay with unscheduled leave. Most Metro stations will be open tomorrow morning as well. Only a handful of stations on the Orange and Red line will remain closed. Yellow, Blue and Green will be full-service.

Back to work.