I Hate Snow, Part Whatever

It ain't 24 inches, but we're doing our damnedest in Big D to catch up. All-time record of nine inches so far and the night is young.

 

My cousin and his wife live in Keller (suburban Fort Worth for all you non-DFWs) and she posted some pictures on facebook that no one would ever expect to see from the DFW area.

Do they even have decent snow-removal equipment down there?

 

No.

 

Colbert responds to the "it's snowing so global warming is a myth" mouthbreathers.

http://rawstory.com/2010/02/colbert-peek-a-boo-ologist/

 

Yes. Sunshine.

 

And good ole boys riding their ATVs through their McMansion neighborhoods.

 

Isn't science class where they teach creationism and Iraqi WMD's? Or is that creative writing/journalism?

 

Did he respond to the ones who claimed the hurricanes of 2005 were proof positive of global warming?

 

So, me, mamachef, and jr.chef decide to take a little vacation. We have good friends that live in Sioux City, Iowa.
Heard they got a bit of snow over the Christmas Holiday; Like over 3 fucking feet of this hideous white shit.
It's still on the ground, and it looks like it's going to be July before this shit is gone.
I don't like snow. At all. Gets down to a frosty -3 up here night before we got here.
Only one thing in the world I like at a temperature of -3. That would be beer.
Friend back home in western ks. sends me a text as I am pulling into this snow-covered hell yesterday that it got to 50-something back there, and they were thinking about going golfing.
Bastards.

 

Local weatherman said if the Dallas storm drops snow on Florabama line, there will be snow on the ground in all 50 states.

 

Snowing all morning in Baton Rouge.

 

Hawaii?